Thursday, March 15, 2012

A Dozen Things I Never Want to Do Again

1. Basic Training

2. Public Speaking

3. Fill a coal stoker.

4. Get married. (Let's make this a one time thing.)

5. Visit my husband in the hospital.

6. Drink so much I get sick.

7. Give up all sugar and most carbs and coffee.

8. Ballroom dancing.

9. Math.

10. Drive in Dallas or Houston or any really big city.

11. Work as a saleswoman.

12. Be broke and unemployed.

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